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[kolya]

LOL ME. Anyway, this is AJ dropping reloving ( Toto ) and picking up this guy! Nikolai Alexandrovich Vlasoc, though his friends call him Kolya, from City of Thieves. ( WHICH IS AN AMAZING BOOK, YOU ALL SHOULD READ IT and then someone should app me Lev :( )

Kolya is Russian! He likes the ladies! He's writing a book! He can fire a gun! He can survive in the winter and was in the army! And he can masturbate while he walks! He is a very talented dude.

Comments

[angel_condom]

Uh. About that last part.

[kolya]

If you do enough walking. . .

[angel_condom]

...you eventually can't leave yourself alone?

[kolya]

SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH RUSSIAN WINTER you just want yourself to be happy :(

[honorific]

you'd think that'd actually be a deterrent.

[kolya]

ugh walking.

I can type.

[angel_condom]

It's okay. You clearly lead a hard life ♥

[kolya]

my life needs more women :(

[angel_condom]

And less walking around in Russian winter :/

[formulaic]

...That is indeed pretty talented.

[kolya]

Though he can't tell a male chicken from a female chicken.

[onehellofabutler]

That is a pretty unusual talent!